Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

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cocksandklainebows:

orgarren:

orgarren:

if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat

so uh- reblog this please xoxo 

Please she told me I need 10k

#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg

COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!

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thetardisisinmyroom:

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one-true-cock…..

deepinsiide:

BEST FUCKING POST EVER

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weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

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itsathreepatchproblem:

He didn’t lose his sanity in Azkaban. It was already gone by then. He did not protest as the Ministry witch angrily informed him that Crouch had sent him to Azkaban for life, without a trial. He did not protest as the dementors locked him in his cell, and he did not protest when they visited daily, wanting to suck every last bit of life out of him. He was the original rebel, and he didn’t need to protest to rebel against them. His silence, his appearance of sanity, was rebellion enough.

But he wasn’t sane. Not without James. Not without the freedom that James had bought him when they had become friends. In Azkaban, they thought they had silenced the rebel, but they had not. He was rebelling- for James, for Lily, and for himself. Because that’s what he did. He was a rebel. [x]

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did-you-kno:

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If this is true, I shall do great things…

did-you-kno:

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If this is true, I shall do great things…

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firsttimelady:

xezemaster:

myowlisdead:

WHA
WHO DID THIS

BEST POST EVER

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

I just died laughing!

D E A D

firsttimelady:

xezemaster:

myowlisdead:

WHA

WHO DID THIS

BEST POST EVER

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

I just died laughing!

D E A D

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